NSFW: New VR sex game controller will blow your mind, then some

This article is be NSFW. For obvious reasons.

Women have been getting all the fun when it comes to sex toys. Behemoth dildos, rabbit vibrators, the sybian, washing machines… In recent years, there’s been a growing market for male sex toys, what with fleshlights and “vibrating condoms.” But there has hardly been a consumer product that really captured the essence of having sex with something properly mechanical.

That’s where the VirtuaDolls: An Adult VR Game Controller cums comes in. It’s a device that works in tandem with VR headsets to bring immersive, 3D sex gaming to the bedroom (or the home office, if you’re feeling dangerous). Honestly, words can’t explain it any better than these gifs from the product’s Indiegogo page can:

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

VirtuaDolls

The peripheral will feature alongside the sex game Girls of Arcadia. Seemingly the player defeats monsters to bone chicks — a level of loving storytelling anyone would be familiar with after having played a game featuring a plumber and a princess.

Girthermore, the peripheral also incorporates an optional self-cleaning function, for those who want the full experiences of dropping a load then bouncing to the next club. For an added cost, there’s the ability to switch out for interchangeable sleeves in case the realistic corkscrew texture just isn’t enough. Strapping yourself into a mecha-‘gina and riding it to Pleasure Town hasn’t been more titilating than it is now.

VirtuaDolls - Textures

VirtuaDolls – Textures

As of this writing, the VirtuaDolls controller is backed by 25 people mounting a hard US$4,290 out of US$20,000 with 36 days left to go. For the ladies looking to get on the fun, the page’s FAQ mentions that if this project is successful, a female version of the machine may be made with multiplayer gaming in mind. Family friendly!

Proposed compatibility for Oculus Rift and Unreal Engine have been set, with extras leading to Mac compatibility and HTC Hive. No mention of PlayStation VR compatibility unfortunately, though given the trajectory this campaign is currently on, surely Shuhei Yoshida is crunching the numbers as we speak.

VirtuaDolls Compatibility

VirtuaDolls Compatibility

No word on a release date as yet. Regardless, Godspeed to everyone involved.

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