Epic Games assures us that survival game Fortnite is still in development and getting ever-closer to release. It’s so close now that you can secure your username for the game… even though we don’t know quite when it’ll be ready.
All you need to do is create a Fortnite account. At this stage, that won’t give you entry into the Alpha (which has been running since December), but it’ll mean you’re one step closer – and it’ll preserve your legacy!
There are still plenty of clever names available, but not EdgarAllanPwn. Someone beat you to it.
Epic promises not to judge you on your choice of name, unless you “use a bunch of Xs before and after your username”. The developer knows that you’re better than that, kids.