STOP EVERYTHING! STEAM SALES HAVE STARTED!

THE TIME IS UPON US, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! STEAM HOLIDAY SALES HAVE BEGUN, WHICH MEANS TWO THINGS, ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME AND GLORIOUSLY CHEAP PC TITLES FOR ALL!

Praise it!

Praise it!

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST RODEO, FEAR NOT FRIEND, AS I WILL TELL YOU HOW IT WORKS!
EACH DAY OF THE SALE WILL FEATURE NEW TITLES , DROPPING BY UP TO 85%, WHICH WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THAT PRICE FOR 48 HOURS.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT THERE WILL ALSO BE 24 HOUR FLASH SALES EVERY 12 HOURS TOO!

TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE IT!!

TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE IT!!

GOODBYE SAVINGS, GOODBYE UNBROUGHT FAMILY GIFTS, GOODBYE CREDIT RATING!…someone help me.

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