“From the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon…” You just know this is going to be good, right?
I’d like to take a moment to introduce you to Volition‘s newest weapon of crass destruction: Mr. Toots. He’s a magical miniature unicorn capable of laying entire cities to waste – and if a million gamers download the Red Faction: Armageddon demo (available now on XBL and “soon” on PSN), he will appear in the full version of the game as a playable weapon. No, seriously.
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Farting “joyous rainbows of pure devastation”, you can only imagine what Mr. Toots will mean for the colonists of Mars.
We’re so sorry.