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They don't call soccer/football "the world game" for nothin' - and it turns out that FIFA 14 is a ridiculously popular interpretation. Publisher EA Sports has released a handy infographic showing just how many gamers are getting their kicks in this new sim.
To recap: More than 459,000 games, 338,000 victories, 991,000 goals, 1.9 million saves and 3.66 million shots every 90 minutes or so.
Click the image to see it larger - you'll also find out the top ten transferred players, the most supported clubs (no real surprises here), and which button combination will trigger the most popular celebration.
Want in on this? Grab FIFA 14 for your platform of choice - it's available right now for Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, Vita, Wii, 3DS and PC.
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