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This is Player Attack: Australia's newest weekly video game tv series, presented online for easy viewing.
For something a little bit different this week, we check out the very latest in Alienware laptops. Whether you're interested in a shiny 14inch that'll fit in your bag, or a super-shiny 18inch that will replace your entire desktop, Alienware has you covered - and they'll all play a bunch of games, too.
Then, we get our stealth on with Splinter Cell: Blacklist - Sam Fisher is back and, arguably, better than ever. We chat to Richard Carrillo from Ubisoft Montreal about what makes this one the ultimate Splinter Cell.
It's also the end of an era - Jimmy the Geek parties like it's 1999 in the final year of his 90s retrospective (he'll be back, don't worry!).
All that, plus the week's biggest gaming news - this is Player Attack!
Each week, we take the biggest and most interesting news to hit the pages of Player Attack and wrap it all up into a half-hour show. Player Attack is screened Friday nights on Australian subscription TV channel Aurora, and released online the following Monday, as a handy-dandy Player Attack vidcast.
Each episode is available via YouTube, Blip.tv and iTunes - and we hear rumours we may be dotted around the place in other online locations. Hit play, subscribe, and let Jessica and the team bring you up to date.
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