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No matter who you barrack for, chances are you'll be able to find something you like in PES 2013, with Konami announcing the game will feature 150 licensed teams. That includes the entire Spanish football league, all of the clubs from Italian league Serie A, and both the Europa League and UEFA Champions League, in exclusive appearances.
Other teams in the lineup include Bayern Munich, FC Porto, AEK Athens, Galatasaray Istanbul, Shahktar Donetsk, FC Kopenhagen, Zenit St Petersburg, CSKA Moscow, RSC Anderlecht, Dinamo Kyiv and Dinamo Zagreb - plus the national teams from 17 countries, including France, Germany, Italy and England.
...unfortunately, if you're looking for Premier League teams, you're nearly outta luck: Just one team - Manchester United - has made the cut.
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