Think E3 is easy?
Watch here on E3 week and see how much exercise I do.
I'm almost going to be disappointed when Battlefield 3 is finally released, because it means we'll no longer be treated to gorgeous trailers like this brand new one - My Life.
It's shorter than the previous Fault Line episodes (one, two, three), coming in at closer to one and a half minutes, but it's jam-packed with gameplay footage. Some of it we've already seen, but some of it... it's stunning.
Yes, that's base jumping. Yes, they're jets. This is the sort of stuff we were holding our breath for - and just as we were turning blue, DICE have delivered the goods.
Not enough? DICE are currently compiling another 12 minutes of gameplay footage to be released very soon. In fact, if Battlefield 3 can gather up 1 million "likes" on its Facebook page, the video will be unlocked right then and there. At the moment, there are more than 678,000, so we're getting there - but not quite yet.
...if the magic number isn't quite reached, the video will be launched on Monday - but you don't want to wait that long, right?
Battlefield 3 will be released on PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 by the end of 2011.
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